This tour is a dream come true for a long time, Juggalos. It’s almost too good to be true for the most die hard, long time ninjas who crave that old school Dark Carnival, Wicked Clown shit from Shaggy and J. This time around, on this short fourteen city tour, we hit ‘em up with nothing but the classics. The entire show will be made up of our music strictly from the 90’s. Back when we first began using our bloody hatchets to carve out our niche in the game.

Who remembers them old school ICP shows from way back in the 90’s? The wild style stage diving, the monster mosh pits, and the endless amounts of Faygo all went off unrestricted. There wasn’t even a barricade most nights. The smaller sized venues allowed more intense madness. Well, it’s all going down again, like a time warp we’re taking our show back to absolute basics. No big stage set this time. This tour will be straight personal between us and the ninjas who love that old shit.

We’re taking it back to just a hard ass backdrop, the mini trampolines, and endless amounts of the precious sauce. We’re gonna push for no barricade wherever possible and play the smaller clubs where we can. We’re doing classic and rare shit from Dog Beats up to Bizzar Bizaar. Don’t expect to hear anything from the 6th Joker’s Card and up.

We’ve never done this before and we’re geeked about doing something so different. Plus, think about how extra awesome this is for the ninjas who love the old shit. We’re bringin’ it fuckin’ hard. It’s gonna be a cool ass, special show. Something different and unique like when Shaggy did his solo tour. That shit was rare and super special. Now we got The Old Shit Tour. That’s how we do thangs. Switch it up and keep it fresh. We keep stockin’ fresh produce at the Hatchet. That healthy shit that’s good for you and helps you poop.

And if you wanna get in the right mental mind state for this traveling wicked shit tour of destruction coming to your town, check out our new CD ICP The Old Shit on hatchetgear.com. We handpicked out favorites from the 90’s and edited them all together in a massive murderous mega mix seventy-five minutes long. We stuffed as many songs as we could on that bitch and yet tried to play as much of each song as we could, too. Sittin’ back chillin’ and listening to the whole thing all the way through is a very entertaining ride through the history of the Dark Carnival. Especially when smokin’ a fatty.

Our Halloween shows this year in fresh ass Noblesville, Columbus, Milwaukee, and Detroit will be full on, nuclear sized Hallowicked clown shows that will deep fry your brain with new and old shit. And only at this year’s Detroit show on Halloween night, we will reveal the name and show the face of the new album. It’s fuckin’ going down like that. It’s going down like the cables snapped.

Hope to see you ninjas at these special shows because Shaggy 2 Dope and myself plan to bring our fuckin’ best to the stage and proudly deliver that Wicked Clown Dark Carnival shit that put us on the map. And if you don’t know it, open your mind and get schoooooooooled!

- Violent J

Juggalo Championship Wrestling Results
Farmington, New Mexico
June 12th
McGee Park

Juggalos, Ninja’s, and Juggalettes it’s hard to believe that the Happy Daze tour has come to an end! It’s been great bringing you the Referee-cap of every show, and I’d like to thank everyone @ Psychopathic and the Wicked Clowns for this opportunity to report from the road on what’s really going on in JCW. To say that Farmington, New Mexico was excited about their town being chosen as the final stop of the national Happy Daze tour with the stars of JCW coming to town along with Insane Clown Posse was the understatement of the year as thousands of fans lined up hours in advance to be the first to enter the building. Those who weren’t lined up early were camped out at the hotel hoping to catch a glimpse of their favorite stars, and the remaining townsfolk just waved and shouted woop woop as the convoy of tour busses, tractor trailers and hellacious flavor and wrestling ability rolled into town.

When the doors open fans ran across the dirt floor of McGee Park to surround the guardrails around the ring and chant, throw Faygo, make new friends and kick it until bell time.

As he has on every night on the tour, JCW ring announcer Legs Diamond welcomed everyone to the show and got them primed for today’s event, and introduced the opening 4-way match between Weedman, Prodigy, FX, and KM Burnquist. There were a lot of high flyers in the ring and this one was fast paced as hell, with Weedman wisely opting to let the rookies start things out since two competitors were allowed in the ring at a time and tags were used to get in and out of the action. It was truly everyman for himself as the locals did not team up to destroy the THC fueled superstar, bur fought hard against whoever they were in the ring with but the experience of the Weedman, or perhaps the potent strain of chronic he was smoking during the match, he stayed on top of these competitors, nailing the Kief Kick, the smoke screen and several other signature spots before getting the win with his devastating Blunt Roll off the second rope onto Burnquist to a massive ovation.

Next Up the giant Mosh Pit Mike was set to do battle with Madman Pondo. Pondo seemed a bit concerned about the size of Mosh Pit Mike, as the Albuquerque native stood well over 6 and a half feet tall, and his 300 pounds of mosh pit toned body! Historically larger competitors have given Pondo a run for his money on this tour. Pondo tried from the opening bell to figure out the weakness of the big man, but his offense was brushed aside like yesterday news. Mosh Pit Mike fired back with a devastating clothesline that knocked Pondo to the mat with authority, and got a huge response from the capacity crowd. They don’t like the Madman and want to see his head kicked in, with the quickness. Mosh Pit Mike had things going his way when he missed an ill advised top tope move and Pondo was quick to capitalize with his eye gouging and choking. He set the big man up for the feared “Silencer”, and he hit it off the top rope with authority and turned the tide against the big man! An audible gasp was heard as Pondo picked up Mike in a Fireman’s carry position with ease and then drove him almost through the mat with a Death Valley driver! Madman Pondo is known to stick to his game plan, it got him where he is today. And today was no exception as he flagrantly choked his opponent right up until a moment before the 5 count from a frustrated young senior official Kevin Gill. With his opponent disorientated and blind from a top rope eye rake, he easily fell prey to Pondo’s sledgehammer which smashed a concrete cinderblock directly over the crotch of Mosh Pit Mike who screamed out in pain like a newborn baby woman and the rest was academic as Pondo had his opponent beat, but seemed to take perverse joy in Irish whipping his opponent into the ropes and then doing his best to cave in their head with his trademark sign, and a pinfall victory was only seconds away for Madman Pondo who got the duke!

Next up, the JCW heavyweight championship was on the line as Corporal Robinson defended the most important belt in out company against Canadian grappler Ruthless Wayne Thomas! Corp has said on many occasions that he does not get paid by the hour, so he is all business once his extensive entrance with the youngest manager in Professional Wrestling Violent JJ is complete, school is in session and Corp is giving out GED’s in ass-kicking like it ain’t no thing. After posing on the ropes in the corners on all 4 sides of the ring and giving props, daps, respect and photo opps to the fans at ringside, Corp got ready for action and locked up with the upstart Canadian. Corp lives his gimmick and there’s not anyone I know who loves to kick more ass than Corp. In the ring, on the road, at the truck stop or at the topless bar, the champ will leave you laid out cold snoring. Corp was on fire here, and the reason he is JCW heavyweight champion is because he wants it more than anyone, and he will beat down anyone to keep it. Corp simply devastated the challenger, and perhaps Ruthless Wayne could benefit from a little more seasoning, as he was not prepared for the hard hitting offense of Corporal Robinson. Boot Camp finished off this Canadian competitor with ease, leaving Corporal Robinson and Violent JJ to celebrate the final night of the tour. Without warning an unspeakable sound blared through the sound system and JCW tag team champions The Haters menacingly entered the ringside and taunted Robinson and his Manager. At the direction of Corporal Robinson, Senior Official Kevin Gill quickly escorted the Young Thug Violent JJ backstage while Robinson stood up to these haters, who were clearly trying to steal his shine. While Corp started opening a can of kick ass on The Haters, the #’s game eventually caught up to him, and he was in trouble. The Haters began taping Corp to the top rope so they could continue their assault. A second ref ran out to try to talk some sense into the Haters, but they rewarded his peaceful contribution with a stiff belt shot to the face and an assisted power bomb off the top rope. They threw him out of the ring and as his blood soaked into the dirt floor of the McGee Park, the crowd wondered if they were seeing the end of Corporal Robinson. Vito and Pauly brutally pummeled the champion without mercy. When all hope was lost, 45 pounds of flavor Violent JJ ran through the entranceway and down to ringside to stand with Corp against their common enemy. Before entering the ring, JJ took the time to pick up a bottle of Faygo and spray it around the fans at ringside before hurling it into the crowd. He then entered the ring and stared down The Haters. The Haters went for a power bomb on the managerial genius but JJ fired off furious right hands and ended up hitting a Hurricanrana on Pauly to massive ovation! JJ then unleashed a devastating beating on his enemies pummeling the faces of the Haters with kicks and punches, and even a low blow for good measure! The Weedman joined the fray, bringing with him Senior Official Kevin Gill, and this was now a Tag Team Grudge Match (Non Title). With righteous rage on their side and the crowd behind them Weedman and Corp finished what JJ started and beat down the haters despite Robinson being hit with a devastating lung blower. Weedman hit the 420 splash, and Corp unleashed the Super kick into the Boot camp, before Violent JJ ascended the ropes and delivered a crushing double knee into the ribs of Pauly. The crowd chanted one more time, and JCW always gives the fans what they want, so JJ climbed the ropes once again, and this time gestured to his elbow, before dropping a picture perfect elbow drop onto Vito! Robinson, Weedman, and JJ covered their opponents for the 3 count and celebrated the end of the tour in style with the 3 combatants posing on the turnbuckles with all of the JCW gold while the Haters staggered to the back, hoping to fight another day.

JCW Quick Results
Farmington, New Mexico
June 12th
McGee Park

Weedman defeated. Prodigy, FX, and KM Burnquist in a fatal four way.

Madman Pondo Defeated Mosh Pit Mike

JCW Heavyweight Chaampionship:
Corporal Robinson Defeated. Ruthless Wayne Thomas

Tag Team Non Title Match:
Corporal Robinson W/Violent JJ and The Weedman defeated The Haters

See you at the Gathering and MMFCL!
Kevin Gill
JCW Senior Official

For more information on JCW please check out www.juggalowrestling.com

Slam TV Express Episode 1
Slam TV Express Episode 2
Slam TV Express Episode 3
Slam TV Express Episode 4: COMING SOON

Juggalo Championship Wrestling Results
(Night Two) Tempe Arizona June 11th
@ The Marquee

Weedman Vs Miracle Mike James

Pondo Vs Guzmania

Corp Vs Mark Kutzler

The Haters Vs Corporal Robinson With
Violent JJ + The Weedman (Non Title)

You know what they like Juggalos? They like it hot in Tempe. So hot that the moment you take ice out of the freezer it turns to steam. But that did not stop the Juggalos and Juggalettes and assorted wrestling fans from turning out for a night of JCW action and mind blowing musical performances.

DJ Clay dropped the beats and JCW ring announcer Legs Diamond kicked off the show by welcoming everyone our for an exciting evening of entertainment and Mircale Mike James made his way to ring to take on the stoner icon The Weedman. Fans of the Weedman were noticeable due to their visibly red eyes and their fresh Weedman t-shirts, and warmly welcomed him to ringside. He made time for his fans, as he always did and raised the spirits of all within inhaling distance. Mike James is aptly named as he would need a miracle to defeat the increasingly popular Weedman and it didn’t look like any miracles were in store for tonight as Weedman was on fire, battering James around the ring with his signature high risk style. A smoke screen into the 420 splash left Mike James vulnerable to the devastating Blunt Roll which Weedman hit perfectly and he got his arm raised in victory by Senior Official Kevin Gill.

Madman Pondo entered the ring and although he had some supporters in the house, he didn’t have many when he was done sharing his thoughts on the mic. Hometown wrestler Guz Mania entered the ring and rallied the Tempe fans to support him onwards to victory over the evil Madman Pondo, and they did vociferously, chanting for Guz to “F UP” his opponent. The fans support didn’t amount to much for Guz, as Pondo is a savvy veteran and he knows every trick in the book! Guz got some momentum going as he stunned Pondo with a series of offense moves, but ultimately Pondo nailed him with a death valley driver, which stunned Guz Mania enough to allow Pondo to set him up for the Cinderblock smash and the stop sign to the dome for the three count.

The JCW heavyweight championship was on the line as Mark Kutzler attempted to make a name for himself by going after the JCW heavyweight title. But would he have what it takes to go up against JCW’s freight train of destruction, Corporal Robinson? Robinson as always was led to the ring by The Young Thug Violent JJ and the two got an incredible response for their entrances, and matching ring attire. Kutlzer tried to go on the offensive right at the opening bell, but the Scarred melon of Corporal Robinson easily absorbed the blows from Kutzler as Corporal quickly lived up his theme music, and got mad. When Corp gets mad, he kicks your head off, and today was no exception. As Corp planted his size 13 boot with the Hatchet Man logo on it into the throat and chin of Mark Kutzler, and then threw him around the ring at will with high impact suplexes. Playtime was over quickly as Corporal Robinson hit his bootcamp finisher for the easy 3 count. As the Champion and his 5 year old manager JJ celebrated their successful title defense an unspeakaple sound came blaring over the PA system. We later learned it was the new self composed entrance “music” for JCW tag team champions “The Haters”, although to be fair it’s more of a offensive sound then it is a musical composition. Vito and Pauly (The Haters) seem hellbent on unleashing their hatred all over JCW and they could no longer sit back while such feel good moments like Corp and JJ’s post match celebration entertained the crowd. They stood menacingly at ringside while a visibly shocked JCW World Champion Corporal Robinson ordered The Young Senior Official Kevin Gill to take his young manager to the dressing room. The Haters cut a blistering hot promo, fueled by hatred and made their move on Robinson, attacking him 2 on 1 and unleashing a beating on the champ. With Robinson beaten down, The Haters got back on the mic and told a shocked crowd they were now going to retrieve young Violent JJ from the dressing room, and give him the same treatment!!! Vito walked through the curtain into the back and the crowd was stunned into silence. He emerged seconds later with The Weedmans fists pummeling his masked face as the two wrestlers battled through the curtain and back into the ringside area. The crowd exploded as Weedman cleared house on the Haters and allowed Corporal Robinson to regain some of his senses. With the Champ on his feet, the Weedman by his side, and the capacity crowd on their feet, the Senior Official returned to the ring and rang the bell, declaring this an official non title tag team match up!

JCW Tag Team Champions The Haters Vs Corporal Robinson and The Weedman (Non Title) hit an explosive Hot box and clotheslined the Haters right out of their boots, setting up Corp to run wild and unleash his frustrations upon the Haters. Weedman hit his “packing the bowl” maneuver off the second rope, and that was all she wrote for the Haters as Corp and Weedman got the victory in this non title affair. and this led to Violent JJ running in and unleashing a brutal beating on The Haters for disrespecting his managerial prowess, including a barrage of wind mill strikes to the face of Vito and culminating in his now signature elbow drop off the top rope. JJ grabbed the tag belts and he and Weedman raised them high while standing on the turnbuckles as Corporal Robinson did the same with his Heavyweight championship for the feel good moment of the night.

-Kevin Gill
Senior Official

For more information on JCW please check out www.juggalowrestling.com

Slam TV Express Episode 1
Slam TV Express Episode 2
Slam TV Express Episode 3
Slam TV Express Episode 4: COMING SOON

Juggalo Championship Wrestling
Referee-Cap/Results
June 9th 2010
Tempe, Arizona
@ The Marquee

Whattap Juggalos? How can somewhere so cool be so damn hot? That’s the question we set out to answer when we stepped off the convoy of buses and onto the almost molten blacktop of Tempe, AZ and immediately felt the love of the locals.

The stars of JCW didn’t let the heat slow them down as they turned up the volume and delivered an explosive card.

Starting things off young Mack Havoc entered the ringside area and prepared to face-off with The Weedman. JCW’s highflying superstar didn’t let the draconian drug laws of Arizona affect him as he inhaled deeply and soaked in the vibes of this rabid crowd. Weedman was fired up; no pun intended his lighting fast offense kept Havocs head spinning. The youngster did manage an impressive missile dropkick but missed a senton splash setting up the Weedman to hit a huge frog splash, and finally the devastating rolling the blunt for the 3 count.

Up next JCW ring announcer Legs Diamond announced that someone very special was coming to ring and fans lost their mind when WWE Hall of Famer and the greatest intercontinental champion of all time The Honky Tonk Man emerged through the entranceway. The Honky Tonk Man had some great things to say about the stars of JCW, but before long Madman Pondo emerged from his hole, or in this case the dressing room and proceeded to cut a anger filled and profanity fueled promo on the white hot crowd, and it was clear that HTM did not agree with the comments and views of Madman Pondo. Tempe’s own Mike James answered the call and gave it a valiant effort but despite an impressive suicide dive the quick moving competitor fell victim to Pondos destructive offense and had a cinder block smashed over his groin and a stop sign smashed on his head as the madman emerged victorious.

JCW tag team champions The Haters had some tough competition with The Ballard Brothers. The masked haters got into it with DJ Clay over the mic, but that led to the Ballard Brothers (Shane and Shannon) emerging from the locker room clutching hockey sticks and and shooting debris at the Haters with some devastating slapshots before the bell and thing were off to a hot start with the Ballards getting some flashy and innovative offense which seemed to catch the haters flat footed as the Ballards almost scored a three count off of their high flying and devastating moves. The haters hit a Hater Hi-lo on Shane Ballard and took over on offense. The Ballards fought back valiantly including a devastating monkey flip that sent Vito flying into his brother, but the Haters bent the rules frequently, intimidating senior official Kevin Gill and double teaming the Ballard Brothers but take nothing away from the ring savvy and awareness of the Haters as it was pure wrestling ability and a little but of luck that saw the The Haters defend their belts successfully.

Main Event Time as The Young Thug Violent JJ led JCW heavyweight champion Corporal Robinson to the ring much to the delight of the Juggalos in attendance as this dynamic duo took the time to give props, daps, pounds, and handshakes to their loyal fans at ringside, and provided many photo pops. Guz Mania may have had the hometown advantage but it made no difference as Corp was like a lion out of his cage tonight nearly kicking the head off of the challenger with a Jarhead Super kick and then gave him an unrequested spinal adjustment with the whoop whoop Neck breaker before delivering a devastating suplex! Violent JJ then entered the ring and unleashed a series of lightning fast strikes before hitting a devastating hurricanrana and a numerous aerial moves before pinning this ham and egger along with the champion to send a message to all future challengers: You better have what it takes to step to Corporal Robinson!

See you out on the road!
-Kevin Gill
The Young Senior Official
Juggalo Championship Wrestling

Referee-Cap/Results
Tempe, Az June 9th 2010
@ The Marquee

The Weedman defeated Mack Havok

Madman Pondo W/Honky Tonk Man defeated Mike James

JCW Tag Team Title Match:
The Haters defeated the Ballard Brothers

JCW Heavyweight Championship Match:
Corporal Robinson W/Violent JJ defeated Guz Mania

For more information on JCW please check out www.juggalowrestling.com

Slam TV Express Episode 1
Slam TV Express Episode 2
Slam TV Express Episode 3

Monday June 7th
The Grove Of Anaheim
Anaheim, CA

California Juggalos are the megaton bomb as we felt that California Love! JCW brought the action to beautiful Anaheim Ca @ the historic Grove with an explosive card featuring some of the top stars from Juggalo Championship Wrestling facing off with the hottest wrestling prospects from the great golden state of California as part of the JCW challenge series which has been touring the nation coast to coast with Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings, Coolio and Kittie as part of the Happy Daze tour.

Rik Luxury entered in his trademark feather boas and he promised to demonstrate why he is known as “wrestling personified” but the crowd jeered the arrogance of Luxury.

Weedman made his signature entrance accompanied by some chronic buds and a pungent aroma, much to the delight of local law enforcement officials.

Weedman smoked out DJ Clay and other ringside ticketholders and officials and then teased offering the joint to Luxury after smoking out Clay but no dice as he punked Luxury and Rik attacked. Weedman hit the 420 flip for a near fall and then the action spilled out to the floor. Luxury took over on Weedman, but Weedman fired back with chops and some innovative use of the guardrails. Luxury proved he’s been watching Slam TV Express and had some of Weedmans offense scouted, and countered with a neck breaker. The crowd chanted for Weedman to rally. Luxury hit a big body slam and went on the offense again, but missed a sky-high leg drop off the top rope while Weedman fired up with a few tokes and took control of the match finally hitting the explosive Blunt Roll off the second rope and celebrating with the fans at ringside.

Next up Madman Pondo squared off with The Chocolate Juggalo Willie Mack. Pondo got a less than positive response from the capacity crowd, but Willie Mack received a great response in his JCW debut. The match started off with some chain wrestling, from Madman Pondo! Willie Mack demonstrated incredible agility and speed which seemed to allow him to get the best of Pondo at times, but Pondo is an evil genius, and he’s not afraid to cheat, choke, and shortcut his way back to the top of JCW. Hit a picture perfect SILENCER and finally with Mack stunned Pondo smashed a cinder block over his lower abdominal region and ko’d him with the stop sign for the victory.

The JCW tag team titles were on the line as The Haters signed on to defend the JCW straps against California standout duo the Suburban Commando’s. The crowd rallied behind the commandos as they used their raw strength and surprising speed to dominate on Vito. The Haters fired back hard when Pauly joined the fray and tried to turn the tide. But the Haters got manhandled, as they are not used to being over powered. A press slam into a gut buster, followed by a double team veal throw almost threw Vito clear of the ring and knocked his hater-ass silly. Crowd response was intense as the fans sensed a possible title change on this fateful night in Anaheim. Commando’s had it in the bag when D-Unit hit a F5 on Pauly, but Vito interfered and the Thomas Ellis hit the double Van Terminator and a stunning 450 degree Hatorade Splash off the top rope in from the beautiful sky in Anaheim for the victory in this amazingly hard fought contest.

Main event time as Joey “Magnum” Ryan challenged Corporal Robinson for the JCW Heavyweight Championship. Corp was led to the ring as always by his dynamic manager Violent JJ and this brilliant second generation wrestling mind and the heavyweight champion received a hero’s welcome the final match of the day was set to unfold. The flamboyant Joey Ryan got things started quickly attacking Corp before the bell and baiting the crowd with suggestive maneuvers. Ryan tried to end things quickly with a series of chokes and high impact maneuvers including perfect dropkick, but seemed distracted by the juggalos at ringside and invited several of them to step into the ring Robinson capitalized on this by unleashing the juggalo fury on Ryan hitting a low down, a devastating suplex and finally a boot camp before inviting Violent JJ into the ring to truly unleash an ass whipping on the well traveled Joey Ryan lighting up the young star with brutal strikes, kicks, and even a hurricanrana before dropping the big elbow and joining in with his client on the resulting 3 count and post match celebration.

Juggalo Championship Wrestling Results/Referee-Cap!
Monday June 7th
The Grove Of Anaheim
Anaheim, CA

The Weedman defeated “Wrestling Personified” Rik Luxury.

Madman Pondo defeated The Chocolate Juggalo Willie Mack.

JCW Tag Team Title Match
The Haters (formerly the Thomaselli Brothers) defeated The Suburban Commandos.

JCW Heavyweight Championship
Corporal Robinson W/ Violent JJ Defeated Joey “Magnum” Ryan

For more information on JCW please check out www.juggalowrestling.com

Slam TV Express Episode 1
Slam TV Express Episode 2
Slam TV Express Episode 3

Whattap Wrestling fans and Juggalos?? Welcome to the Referee Cap! A rare treat to step inside the mind of the “third man” in the ring and get all the latest JCW Results and news!

The Expo Center has been home to many conventions and events in it’s history, but none as flavorful as the JCW wrestling event which took place there Friday night as part of the Happy Daze tour. As the great fans of Portland handed in their tickets, they rushed to ringside to catch the first match, which featured a local bird-chested competitor CJ Edwards as he took on JCW’s Weedman!

Weedman targeted the almost feathered chest of his competitor with a series of wicked chops, and beat Edwards around ringside, crotching him on the guardrail and showing his strength by throwing him over the top rope from the floor. Weedman went for Packing the Bowl early and missed it, and Edwards hit a devastating running knee into the corner, but missed the follow up moonsault which allowed Weedman to run wild with clotheslines and the Kief Kick and a second rope Blunt Roll for the victory! Weedman celebrated with the crowd post match.

Next up JCW ring announcer Legs Diamond introduced the FORMER JCW world champion Madman Pondo who is not happy about his recent loss to Corporal Robinson and is looking to take it out on someone. Unfortunately for Pondo his opponent tonight was Big Vicious. The nearly 7 footer stood in the center of the ring and Pondo’s punches didn’t move the big man. The giant unloaded on Pondo with right hands, a huge body slam, and a high knee drop for the near fall. Pondo turned things around with a huge death valley driver on the big man, followed by his signature “Silencer” leap from the second rope through a chair. With the giant seeing stars, Pondo retrieved a cinderblock and sledgehammer from under the ring and smashed it on the groin of Big Vicious, and followed it up with the Stop Sign Smash for the victory.

JCW Tag Team Champions The Haters (Formerly known as the Thomaselli Brothers) were taking on Compton’s Rated 2G. TheHaters pearl harbored the challengers before the bell and stomped a mud hole in them. Team 2G got in a quick dropkick but their offense was quickly stopped with a power bomb and a Hatorade by the haters, who then stacked the members of Rated 2G up like pieces of wood and Pauly hit a huge 450 splash off the top rope to set up the huge double stomp from the top rope for the decisive victory. Who will stop the haters and end their title reign?

Main Event time as the JCW title is on the line, and Tommy Celsius, notable for his form fitting purple velvet wrestling outfit is in the ring awaiting the introduction of the champ. The young thug Violent JJ emerges from the curtain and the crowd is electric as he leads his charge the JCW heavyweight champion Corporal Robinson. As JJ gave some last minute instructions to the champ, Celsius decided to try to get things started before the bell. Bad idea. Corp fought back with a picture perfect bulldog and a super kick, which nearly took off the head of Tommy, followed by a belly to back, which nearly threw his opponent clear of the ring, and a devastating boot camp finisher! He then called out to his 5 year old manager who lit up Tommy with slaps to the face, a running dropkick, Tilt a whirl arm drag and a finally climbed the ropes for a huge double knee drop to the chest! The crowd begged for one more time and the young prodigy didn’t let them down as he delivered an elbow drop inspired by the legendary Macho Man directly onto the chest of the challenger! Corp and JJ then covered their opponent and Senior Official Kevin Gill counted 3 and the crowd exploded, and flashbulbs popped as the champ and his dynamic manager wished the fans well, and then headed backstage and onto the next city.

Kevin Gill
The Young Senior Official
Juggalo Championship Wrestling

For more information on JCW Wrestling please visit JuggaloWrestling.com

See episodes of Slam TV Express filmed live on the road here:

Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3

Juggalo Championship Wrestling
Tuesday June 1st
Salt Lake City, Utah
@The Great Salt Air

The Utah Juggalos were in full effect and lined up early to make sure they didn’t miss a moment of JCW ACTION. The energy level was high and the faces were painted as our first competitor was introduced. Direct from Argentina and showing no signs of jet lag, the masked El Gato Verde sauntered into ring with his colorful ring garb of a very feminine pussycat and awaited his opponent. A cloud of smoke and the stench of skunk accompanied Weedman to the ring and he came prepared for battle! Weedman absorbed the early offense of El Gato Verde with a stoned smile and with the rabid crowd firmly in his corner The Weedman made short work of this colorful competitor dominating him with the Kief Kick, the smoke screen, and the stunning Packing The Bowl finishing move… But he did take the time out to crotch his opponent on the guardrail and beat him around the ringside area before it was all said and done.

Former JCW heavyweight champion Madman Pondo squared off with local favorite Kahn Khussion. Kahn turned heads last year when he took Sabu’s place on the XPW Reunion Pay Per View and is known as a competitor who isn’t afraid to get violent, bloody, or hardcore to win a match. Pondo is on the comeback trail after being brutally destroyed by Corporal Robinson for the JCW title and needs a win here to stay in the JCW rankings. Back and forth match with Kahn hitting some high flying moves but whenever this popular youngster would get some offense going, Pondo would resort to eye gouging, mouth tearing, and illegal use of the ropes to turn the tide his way. In the end Kahn fell victim to the Cinderblock Smash on the genitals and the stop sign to the dome, and the fans may not like it, but Madman Pondo is your winner.

Up Next, JCW Champions The Thomaselli Brothers, AKA The Haters came to the ring with their new gimmicks and based on how unhappy they are to be wearing them, I feel sorry for their opponents: Braddock and Matagi. I hope these young competitors like getting kicked in the face and head region, as Vito and Pauly treated this as a Texas Tornado match and hit their devastating Yakuza Kicks, as well as a set of double running kicks to the face. They then chopped the front and backs of their opponents in tandem before Vito hit Grand Theft Modest which set up the Double Van Terminators, and finally the 450 Hatorade Splash by Pauly for the dominant victory over this young team.

Next Up was the man everyone wanted to see… Recently crowned JCW heavyweight champion Corporal Robinson made his entrance with his electrifying 5 year old manager Violent JJ. They posed on the ropes and basked in the warm welcome they received. Mach tried to pear harbor Corp but his offense had no effect. Corp opened a can of whip ass hitting lottery punches, a running knee to the face, and a devastating Brain buster followed by a top rope corkscrew elbow drop. Violent JJ entered the ring and unleashed a beating on Martinez before leaping from the ropes and crushing him with a double knee. Post match saw Champ and Manager exchange daps, pounds, and hugs with their biggest supporters at ringside and exit the building looking forward to their next match.

Juggalo Championship Wrestling
Results/Referee-Cap
Tuesday June 1st
Salt Lake City, Utah
@The Great Salt Air

Weedman defeated Gato Verde

Pondo defeated Kahn Kussion!

JCW Tag Team Title Match
The Haters (Thomaselli Brothers) Defeated Braddock And Matagi

JCW Heavyweight Championship Match:
Corporal Robinson Defeated Mach Martinez

May 31st Denver Colorado
Fillmore Auditorium
By Senior Official Kevin Gill

It was a red hot sold out crowd at the Filmore to see the big match between Madman Pondo and Corporal Robinson, but first let’s get to the undercard. Tampa’s own T Bolt was trained by Steve Kern and was eager to show the crowd what he had to offer, but his arrogance turned off the juggles in attendance. He was ripped and so was Weedman, but in totally different ways. Ring announcer Legs Diamond announced that The Weedman would be led to the ring by KottonMouth King, Johnny Richter and the response was so loud that it blew the roof off the legendary Fillmore in Denver. Thankfully it was later found in Colorado Springs! The Weedman and Richter made their way to ringside smoking and greeting their fans, and they took the time to climb the ropes and soak in the adulation of this beyond capacity crowd. T-bolt used his power to give Weedman a run for his money but the lightning fast Weedman, infused with THC and backed 100% by the crowd kicked some humility into T-bolt! In the end, Richter provided the assist with a Smoke Bomb of his own which allowed Weedman to roll up his opponent for the resin stained victory!!

Recently renamed JCW Tag Team Champions The Haters AKA The Thomaselli Brothers vs. Derrick Stone and The Prodigy

The Haters talk a lot of smack, but they back it up in the ring, and the juggalos hate them for it. If you thought these guys were stiff before, they have been enraged since being given Haters gimmick by Juggalo Championship Wrestling co-founders Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope and were out to make an example of these two young competitors representing the 303. Total Squash match as Pauly hit the Mcgillicutty as well as a 450 splash and The Haters hit the Double Van Terminator for this one sided victory.

After weeks of hype, trash talking, speculation, and serious beat downs the day has finally arrived. Corporal Robinson got his rematch for the JCW title and juggalos lined up hours in advance to get close to ringside the witness the tearing of flesh and the bruising of skin. The champion entered first and the ninjas in attendance voiced their disproval, and the anticipation built to the boiling point as Corporal Robinson and his Manager, Violent JJ were introduced and the foundation of the Fillmore was cracked and decimated. Stunning ovation for the former champ and the youngest manager in the business as the referee set up the implements of destruction including a bed of nails, a barbed wire bat, thumbtacks, chairs wrapped in barbed wire, and hedge-clippers to name a few! The match got kicked off to a violent start with Corp releasing his pent up rage on the current champion. Violent JJ ordered Corporal to hold up the champion, so he could try as hard as he could to smack the stupid look off Pondo’s face. Then JJ ascended the ropes and dropped a double knee into the ample midsection of Madman Pondo! The referee ordered Violent JJ banned from ringside which brought out Sugar Slam from the back who slapped the ref across the face for throwing out her special little guy, and then Corp Destroyed the ref with a chair shot that bloodied the official and left him out of action. With no Referee present, Corp went on to destroy Pondo hitting a suplex on the bed of nails, pieced Pondo’s balls with the Hedge clippers, and even hit a super kick! Pondo fought back splitting Robinsons head with a swing of a garbage can, but it was all for nothing as Corp hit the top rope Frankensteiner and finally hit the boot camp finishing maneuver onto a barbed wire chair to regain the JCW heavyweight championship. The belt is back home, your winner and 3 time JCW champion is Corporal Robinson. Corp celebrated with the crowd and threw his blood stained wrestling jersey into the appreciative audience.

JCW Results
May 31st Denver, Colorado
Fillmore Auditorium

3 Way Dance with the winner being booked to wrestle at the Gathering Of The Juggalos:
Wardog Defeated FFX and Kam Burnquist in a 3-way dance.

Weedman Defeated T-Bolt

JCW Tag Team Championship:
The Haters Defeated Derrick Stone and The Prodigy

JCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
Corporal Robinson W/Violent JJ defeated Madman Pondo to REGAIN the JCW heavyweight championship in a 4 corners of pain match.

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Juggalo Championship Wrestling Results
Kansas City, KS May 29th 2010
Memorial Hall

Ninja’s, Ninjette’s, Juggalos, Wrestleos, and everyone who is currently connected to the internet: WELCOME TO KG’S REFEREE-CAP!

The Memorial Hall in Kansas City is no stranger to pro wrestling action, but today they would experience Juggalo Championship Wrestling for the first time, and the Juggalos lined up for hours in advance would not be disappointed.

Once sheltered from the unforgiving Kansas sun, the ninja’s in attendance were hype for the show to begin and chanted, whooped, and got hype as they awaited our opening announcement from Legs Diamond. Jeremy Wyatt a young grappler out of Saint Louis entered the ring first and did not seem too impressed with the crowd, and I must say the feeling was mutual. DJ Clay dropped the Weedman’s theme and the crowd exploded in anticipation of this fan favorite entering the ringside area. Jeremy complained to Senior Official Kevin Gill about the presence of a lit blunt of chronic in the ring, but it’s perfectly legal in JCW! Weedman dominated this young competitor and the crowd was 200% behind the Weedman as he kicked, flipped, and smoked his way to victory! Finally finishing off his opponent with his finishing move “Packing The Bowl”. Another impressive victory for The Weedman!

Madman Pondo the JCW Heavyweight Champion was introduced and he was accompanied to the ring by his trademark stop sign. He cut a promo that incited the crowd and Pondo was showered in drinks, Ice, garbage, coins, and whatever debris people could get their hands on. Pondo was facing a new challenger today for the title. He was introduced as being from Venice Beach California, weighing in at 305 pounds. And when “Real American” blared through the P.A. system the crowd erupted and warmly welcomed the yellow clad “Copy Cat” as he cupped his ear to see which side was cheering the loudest for him and rewarded fans with a pose down. Pondo loves taking short cuts in his personal and professional life, not to mention his diet, so it was right to the eyes of the Copy Cat, which got Pondo a warning from Senior Official Kevin Gill. Pondo went on to choke and drag his opponent’s eyes across the top rope, blinding him and leaving him open to a deadly Death Valley driver. Pondo bailed out of the ring to find his trusty sledgehammer and cinderblock combo but to his surprise when he returned to the ring the Copycat stopped selling his punches! The Copycat “Hulked Up” finally pointing at Pondo and then unleashing a series of tremendous right hands and firing Pondo into the ropes and hitting him with the big boot! The crowd cheered as the Copycat bounced off the ropes and dropped the leg on Pondo, as surely we would see an end to Pondo’s title reign here. But sadly, Pondo rolled out of the way went back on the attack and smashed a cinderblock over the groin of The Copycat, and as we’ve learned when momentum is on his side, you can’t stop Pondo! One mighty stop sign swing put away the challenger for the 3 count and the Copycat-a-maniacs were visibly distraught.

JCW Tag Team Title Match time as the hated Thomaselli Brothers came to the ring and demanded some competition! “Superstar” Steve and Mark Sterling answered the call. They rushed to the ring and started mixing it up with the Thomaselli brothers during the pre-match intro and while Superstar Steve seemed to have some solid wrestling ability; Mark Sterling was clearly the weak link in the team. The Thomasellis simply out-wrestled these two every step of the way, and if Sterling had spent as much time preparing for the match as he did hanging photos of himself around the building, perhaps the outcome could have been different and the reign of the Vito and Pauly could have been ended in Kansas. Instead Pauly hit a 450 splash on Sterling, and although he could have pinned him, he and his brother tied him to the tree of woe, and delivered the double Van Terminator dropkicks for the easy 3 count. Post match saw The Thomasellis put Sterling in his place with a shot to the solar plexus, which took him off his feet, and a belt shot to the face to send a message as they head off to their next title defense in Denver Colorado.

Sir Bradley Charles entered first and was not received warmly by the Juggalos in attendance, as they wanted to see Bradley’s opponent. Led to the ring by The Young Thug Violent JJ, the youngest manager in pro wrestling, Corporal Robinson, the square smoking Juggalo everyman who has been on a path of destruction since losing the belt to Madman Pondo. Violent JJ and Corp soaked in cheers, chants and bathed in the light of a thousand flashbulbs, as people were hype to see the man they still consider the champ, and his wildly popular manager. Sir Bradley Charles has a growing reputation as a graduate of Lance Storm’s academy and it would be a battle of the technical wrestling that Lance Storm specializes in and the raw fury of the former champ. Corp seemed surprised by the ability and brass balls of his opponent, as Bradley jumped Robinson as he got some final words of guidance from his manager. Sir Bradley beat him down, and nailed him with a power slam! With the crowd chanting for Corp to do damage to his opponent, Robinson fed off the cheers and fired back with his trademark Lottery Punches, a series of devastating suplexes, and a low down! Corp was now in control and hit a devastating super kick that nearly drove the nose of Bradley directly into his brain. As Corporal stood over his fallen opponent, he called for the Boot Camp and then nailed a picture perfect execution. However, based on the pre-match attack, instead of pinning his opponent he called for young Violent JJ to enter the ring! JJ effortlessly climbed to the second rope, and then looking around for approval, climbed to the top rope and stood perched like a proud eagle, gave the Jimmy Snuka “I Love You” sign with his hands, and leapt like a gazelle from the top rope knocking the wind out of his opponents chest, with a Superfly Splash and getting the 3 count!!!!

Post Match Celebration was huge, and left everyone looking forward to Robinson-Pondo rematch In Denver May 31st

See you next time!
Kevin Gill
Senior Official
Juggalo Championship Wrestling

Juggalo Championship Wrestling Results
Sauget, IL May 28th 2010
Outdoors At Pop’s

Whattap ninja’s and wrestle-maniacs? Welcome to the referee-cap!The indoor space was too small at this legendary venue to accommodate the epic awesomeness of JCW and the Happy Daze tour, so it was a special outdoor event. Kicking things off was the former JCW champion Corporal Robinson as he took on Trent Stone, a muscular young man who was trained by Harley Race. Trent used some of the tactics taught to him by one of the greatest of all time to get things rolling his way, in the opening minutes and he hit a tremendous spine buster on Corp for a near fall, but referee John “Pee Wee” Moore noted it was only a two count. The crowd was behind Robinson 100% as they chanted for Corp to turn things around and it wasn’t long before Corporal Robinson hit a devastating “Low Down” and followed it up with a sling shot leg drop! Corporal Robinson delivered a devastating boot camp, proving that training with the best does not compare to years of experience and legendary toughness.

The JCW challenge series continued with Mokena, Illinois own Mike Nolan and Chuck Wagner decided to step up and attempt to attain wrestling immortality by winning the JCW tag tam titles. It was no surprise that the JCW tag team champions The Thomaselli Brothers had no love for the crowd at Pops or their opponents and they hatred and contempt for the world around them is apparent. The champs didn’t let these youngsters get started and seemingly attempted to make them famous via dishing out a wicked one-sided beating. In the end Pauly Thomaselli hit a 450 splash on both Nolan and Wagner getting the victory!

Current JCW champion Madman Pondo entered the ringside area like a troll emerging from under a bridge at feeding time, hungry to collect another championship payday. Pondo has wrestled around the world and has faced many diverse and unusual opponents in his long career bur even Pondo seemed perplexed when his opponent was introduced as the Spotted Cow! This competitor came a long way from behind the dairy barn to square off in this title match. The bovine sensation ascended the ropes and let out a hearty “MOO” and we were underway. The Spotted Cow surprised Pondo with the horns to the back and the Udder Splash for a near fall, but the cunning champion relied on cheap shots, chokes, and eye gouges to soften up his opponent enough so that he could smash a cinder block directly on the cow’s udder! At this point it was academic as Pondo polished him off with a mighty swing of his stop sign and got the victory retaining the JCW title!

A JCW legend, Tracy Smothers challenged popular babyface The Weedman to our main event. Tracy came out first and was accompanied by his daughter Jessie Belle Smothers, and these two seemed to have a relationship that transcended acceptable relationships between father and daughter. Smothers had a lot on his mind and held nothing back as he spoke his mind about the world of JCW and the crowd didn’t appreciate what he had to say, or the unique rebel flag themed overalls that Smothers was wearing. Smothers disproved of pot smoking and ICP, preferring moonshine and country music. Thankfully the Weedman’s theme music “So High” blared through the massive P.A. system and the crowd warmly welcomed this popular competitor to ringside and enjoyed his pre-match ritual around ringside. This was the classic story of youth and THC vs. age, experience, and redneck wisdom.

Tracy charged at the Weedman with and tried to hit him with a rebel flag to start off the match, but Weedman countered with the smoke bomb and lit up the rebel legend with signature kicks and even hit a 420 moonsault. Jessie Belle Smothers then tripped up the Weedman allowing Tracy to try to beat down the masked marijuana retailer briefly, but the Weedman returned fire and grabbed the rebel flag from Jessie to blast Smothers with it, but Jessie held on, allowing Tracy to low blow the Weedman. With the crowd 100% behind him, a lit blunt in the ring with him, Weedman once again turned the tide back in his favor and set up Smothers for the Packing the Bowl but the evil redneck’s daughter held onto Weedman’s leg as he prepared to soar from the ropes allowing Smothers enough time to move out of the way and pin Weedman in a controversial finish.

-Kevin Gill
JCW Senior Official
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