New announcement: THE BIGGEST BALLAS YOU EVER SEEN CHRISTMAS '17' PARTY!!!! PLUS: ADDED DATES FOR THE GREAT MILENKO TOUR!
Juggalos and Juggalettes, it is the Holiday Season '17! And in the spirit of the great year of our family, our time, our muthafuckin SEVENTEENIN, we celebrating the holidays with a blast of frothy foamy Faygo straight to ya dome piece while we bitch slap Santa and suplex Rudolph into a pile of thumbtacks. PAAAAAAAHHHH!
And you know Psychopathic Records is bringin lots of goodies for the Juggalo fam this Holiday! Cuz Juggalos have been THE SHIT this year, and now it's time to celebrate the holidays '17 shining like a diamond in style! So without further ado, we're bringin two HUGE announcements for that jolly ass:
#1. THE BIGGEST BALLAS YOU EVER SEEN: CHRISTMAS PARTY '17!
In the Spirit of '17, Psychopathic Records presents to you the culmination of this year's all-out onslaught of Juggalo freshness: It's the Big Ballas Christmas Party, like you ain't never seen it before! We are pulling out all the stops to bring you the BIGGEST, CRAZIEST, LIVEST Biggest Ballas XMas Party we have ever put on! Believe it ninjas, we have been cooking up some crazy freshness and are pulling out all the stops for the legendary Psychopathic Records annual Christmas party, making its debut this year in the dirty south, December 22nd at Exit/IN, in Nashville, TN! That's right, Nashville ninjas! Catch us in Nashville, Tennesse, celebrating the Juggalo Family's Annual Axe-Mas get-together with the entire Psychopathic Records roster, plus JCW's all-out, choke-you-with-a-string-of-broken-xmas-lights brawl, dope surprises, crazy acts, and so SO much more. You won't even belive what's in store. So what the fuck you waitin for? It's the Biggest Ballas You Ever Seen, '17! See you in the Dirty South this Axe-Mas, Nashville Ninjas! Whoop whoop!
12/22 Nashville, TN--The Biggest Ballas You Ever Seen Christmas Party '17
#2. NEW STOPS ADDED TO THE GREAT MILENKO TOUR!
It was sold-out across the nation and ninja you bet we loved to see those painted faces! What better way to celebrate our epic SEVENTEENIN' holidays in style than with the Dark Carnival's master of necromancy himself. Let's keep the hatchet rollin and the party goin--This is the official announcement: Three NEW shows have been added to the legendary GREAT MILENKO TOUR!!!!! Relive the freshness with us, as we celebrate the holidays for the Dark Carnival's massive jubilee year of '17! In Fort Wayne, Cincinatti, and DETROIT MURDEROUS, just in time for the holidays!!!
12/20 FORT WAYNE, IN
12/21 CINCINATTI, OH
12/23 DETROIT, MI
LET'S CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS WITH A FAYGO SHOWER, A WHOOP WHOOP, AND MAD JUGGALO LOVE!!! IT'S THE HOLIDAYS '17 STYLE! With the Great Milenko Tour, and the Christmas '17 Biggest Ballas You Ever Seen!
Tickets are on sale now, with Ballin' meet-n-greet available at www.InsaneClownPosse.VIP
We love you Family!!!! See you soon! Happy Holidays '17 from all of us Psychopathic Records!
You have been warned. The Dawn of a New Era rises up from the forbidden realm of the Dark Carnival. The Juggalo Family heeds a mighty call as a new card is dealt and unleashed upon the unsuspecting and unprepared, ascending to the physical earth from the almighty Dark Carnival. The saga will live on...The Juggalo Family Will Never Die! Juggalos and Juggalettes Worldwide: Presenting to you the monumental 4th Joker's Card of the 2nd deck. Within plumes of toxic fumes...brewing from the depths of the Carnival grounds amidst harmonious sounds...Animals, Freaks, and Clowns BEWARE! “Fearless” Fred Fury aka “Red Fred” and his untrusty little friend Flip The Rat draw near. BEWARE...NO ONE IS SAFE!
The Beam of Seventeen keeps on shining with that extra gleam!
Step into the ring and prepare to face the champions of the underground as we hit em with a one-two knockout punch in the latest and greatest PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS PSYPHER, featuring ICP, Hoodoo, Lyte, Clay, Carlito, Legz Diamond, and the Whole Crew! Including the brand new debut of the latest and greatest hatchetman with a plan...Juggalos and Juggalettes...welcome the latest addition to the Psychopathic Records team...OUIJA MACC!
PEEP the flavor here, and enjoy the one-two punch from the dons of the underground. It's the JUGGALO LOVE PSYPHER:
Happy Hallowicked! Psychopathic's Super Spooky 17 Celebration is about to JUMP OFF! Peep the official timeline and special info on all the contests, prizes, and special events we got poppin off Tuesday October 31st in Detroit Murderous! Save it, share it, and conjure it up on your smartphone during the event to get the low down of what's going down all day and all night at the massive, nonstop Hallowicked mini-gathering at the haunted Detroit Russell Industrial ghetto funhouse--IT'S HALLOWICKED 17 LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN! Who's ready?
Here's a run-down of all the info of the special events and prizes that are available, in addition to the devastating concerts and afterparties, running from 2pm to 2am!
- Juggalo Gladiatorial Combat = Battle your homies one-on-one inside the JCW ring by wrestling or using the padded weapons available (daggers, swords, shields, spears, etc.), while a ref will be on hand to call the matches. First come, first serve.
- Texas Hold’em / Into the Echoside / Quest for Shangri-La Tournaments = Show up about 15 min before the start of one of these tournaments to join in. Dope prizes will be given out to the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners:
Texas Holdem Prizes
1st Place = Full Color DCG Amulet, DCG Watch, Custom DCG Poker Deck, Wraith Flag, Morton’s List Game, & Winner’s Certificate
2nd Place = Silver DCG Amulet, Custom DCG Poker Deck, & Wraith Flag
3rd Place = Bronze DCG Amulet, Custom DCG Poker Deck, & Wraith Flag
Into the Echoside Prizes
1st Place = Full Color DCG Amulet, DCG Watch, 12 Foil ITE Epic Cards, 3 ITE Promo Cards, Morton’s List Game, & Winner’s Certificate
2nd Place = Silver DCG Amulet & 3 ITE Promo Cards
3rd Place = Bronze Amulet & 3 ITE Promo Cards
Quest for Shangri-La
1st Place = Full Color DCG Amulet, DCG Watch, 10 Foil QSL Ending Cards, GOTJ Wraith Amulet, Morton’s List Game, & Winner’s Certificate
2nd Place = Silver DCG Amulet & GOTJ Wraith Amulet
3rd Place = Bronze DCG Amulet & GOTJ Wraith Amulet
- Dark Carnival Tarot Readings = The mystics of the Dark Carnival Tarot will reveal to you the mysterious wonders of your past, present, and future as your chosen cards are interpreted by these Juggalo shamans inside a mystical tent of freshness.
- Demos & Open Gaming = Learn how to play any of the Dark Carnival Games (Morton’s List, Into the Echoside, Quest for Shangri-La, or Juggalos Against Sanity) with expert gamers who will be on hand to teach you how to play, or simply stop by and play a game with your homies or challenge one of our game experts.
- Celebrity G.H.O.S.T. = Come challenge a celebrity at a basketball game of G.H.O.S.T. (which is played just like a classic game of H.O.R.S.E or P.I.G). Just show up at the starting time for a game and ninjas will be randomly chosen from the crowd to compete. The ultimate winner of the game (along with bragging rights) will win a dope Wraith Amulet.
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Hallowicked '17 marks the dawn of a new beginning for the epic saga and legacy of the mighty testament of the Dark Carnival: Who will dare to step into our authentic Hallowicked haunted Detroit ghetto funhouse and invoke the unparalleled magic and power of the great and beneficent DARK CARNIVAL? The ground quakes beneath you as time bends into a limitless portal and the formless face calls forward from the depths of the Echoside........Be among the first to face the wrath the 4th Joker's Card, the Second Hand...Only at Hallowicked, October 31st, in Detroit...Prepare yourself to face the new ERA of the Juggalo Family.
That's right bitch! It's Hallowicked like you ain't never seen it before. All day and all night, from 2pm to 2am, get ready for Hallowicked '17 at the Russell Industrial Center in Detroit, MI! It's goin down October 31st, featuring four full rooms of terror in a vast, cavernous, menacing authentic Detroit Juggalo ghetto funhouse that's haunted for real...But don't be skurred, richie lil bitch boy!
In chamber #1, The Blood Ball Room, we got concerts poppin off all fuckin' night! With Insane Clown Posse - Vanilla Ice - Esham – Anybody Killa - Lyte - Big Hoodoo - Ouija - Zug Izland - Myzery and the Spanish Side - Motown Rage - Project Born! With music by Mike E Clark, DJ Clay, DJ Carlito, and Kuma, and MC Ghosts Rude Boy, KG Kevin Gill, and Jumpsteady!
Next up, room #2 we got The Doom Room, with JCW’s Bath of Blood (2-4pm), Juggalo Gladiatorial Combat (4-8pm), and later on that night Psychopathic’s 17 Moon Beams after party, from midnight til 2am!
If that wasn't enough, try door #3: The Scarier Area! With Dark Carnival Games from 2–8pm, featuring an Into the Echoside heads-up tournament at 4pm, with a phat prize for that ass. If that wasn't enough, there will be open gaming featuring all Dark Carnival Games, and ninjas on hand to demo your favorite DCG games! Or hit the fuckin hoops with the basketball tournament from 2pm to 8pm, featuring celebrity G.H.O.S.T. Get dunked on, son!
Last but not least, hit up the fourth and final chamber of madness: #4, The Fearsome Theater, your nonstop spot for a horror movie marathon like you wouldn't believe. Kick back with the homies and let these timeless horror movies scare the shit out of you!!! Gore Galore!
That's right, ninjas! It's an all-day event, cuz we 17'n and ain't nothin gonna stop this beamin. It's goin down all fucking day and all night on Hallowicked Halloween.
Enter the four chambers of death and see who will survive! It's Hallowicked '17, like you ain't never seen it before, bitch! It's like a full-on mini-gathering in a venue that's FOR REAL haunted as fuck! Who's ready?
Tickets on sale now at: https://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?eventId=7749465&pl=crofoot&dispatch=loadSelectionData